Notable Quotables

News Reporter: “In local news, an Echo Park girl is raped by a 22 year-old man. The Pictures – at 11:00.”
Me: “Pictures?”
-TV anchor in local news commercial.


“Yea, I had to examine his private area. Believe me…I wasn’t impressed.”
-One of the doctors at work after examining a patient.


Dad: “The Cleaning Lady stole our plunger!”
Mom: “Are you sure? Why would they steal the plunger and not my jewelry?”
Kisho: “Well, to Mexican people, plungers are like gold.”


Me: “Mom, I don’t think you realize how fat the cat has gotten. Why don’t you just feed it less?”
Mom: “It’s survival of the fittest. Boots bites me, and I feed him.”